About
Nonya, Bietz & Waxxe LLP is the world's only non-existent, non-service based law firm. Our revolutionary business model is based on extreme discretion.
We do not perform legal work. We do not accept any clients. We will not work for you.
(Unless we already do, but then you already know what you need to know.)
Our Services
If you use our services, we both know that you don't have much of a choice. With the revolving door of both partners and associates in large law firms, sensitive secrets quickly travel. How many times have you had a deal fall through because some associate in Palo Alto you've never heard of left their laptop at some swanky restaurant?
At the same time, if you are a large enough company, you know that your board of directors will not be satisfied by any firm that doesn't have at least three important sounding names, some tie to New York City and some awards (or independently has joined that club). We ensure the minimum level of credentials are maintained to keep your bosses who care about that kind of thing happy.
Here, at Nonya, Bietz & Waxxe, you can rest assured that our attorneys aren't going anywhere and that your secrets are safe (for now).